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A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, “Let’s hide in that barn, they’ll never find us.” So they climbed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down.

     The next morning, the cops said, “Come out with your hands in the air!”

     The red-head said to the other girls, “Hide in those baskets, they’ll never find us!”

     So the Brunette got in the first one, the red-head got in the second one and the blonde got in the third one.

     Meanwhile, the cops got the ladder and set it up.

     Once they got to the loft, the sergeant ordered them to kick the baskets. So the first cop kicked the first one:

     “RUFF.”

     “It’s just a dog!” he yelled.

     The second cop kicked the next one:

     “MEOW.”

    “It’s just a cat,” the second cop yelled.

     The third cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled,

     “POTATOES!”

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